Nude Beach
A
mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy
walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than
his mother's and asked her why.
She
told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
The
boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his
mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad's.
His
mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."