My
Gater friend
A
guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up
on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll
make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside.
Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth
and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each
of you will buy me a drink."
The
crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his
trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth.
The
gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.
After
a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top
of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals
unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of
his free drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another
offer.
"I'll
pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the
crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A woman timidly
spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with
the beer bottle".