Millionaire

Sir Alex Ferguson goes on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and has reached half a million pounds and is now facing the million pound question.

Chris Tarrant asks him "For one Million Pounds Alex Ferguson, what bird does not live in a nest? Is it a) A Thrush, b) A Sparrow, c) A Cuckoo or d) A Blackbird?"

Ferguson looks at the floor and winces, "that's a tough question" he mutters to himself "I think it could be the Thrush but I'm not sure"   "You can still phone a friend" said Chris Tarrant,

  "Aye, Ill use it" said Ferguson,

  "Who do you want to phone" asks Tarrant

  "I think I'll phone David Beckham"

  "OK, I'll dial the number". The phone rings three or four times and a squeaky voice answers "Hello?"

"Hello David, Chris Tarrant here, I have Alex Ferguson with me in the studio and he has won half a million pounds and needs a bit of help with the million pound question. The next voice you hear will be his and you have thirty seconds to give him an answer"

  "OK " say's Beckham.

  "David, Alex here, what bird does not live in a nest? Is it a) A Thrush, b) A Sparrow, c) A Cuckoo or d) A Blackbird?" asks Ferguson.

"I know that one boss, it's a Cuckoo"

"Are you sure David?" says Ferguson

"100% certain boss, no doubts at all" replies Beckham.

"Thanks David" and puts the phone down.

"So what's your final answer Alex" asks Tarrant

"I'm taking David's advice and saying it's c) A Cuckoo

"Sure it's your final answer"

"Aye, It's my final answer Chris.

After a short pause, Chris Tarrant looks at Alex Ferguson and say's teasingly "If you'd have answered a) A Thrush - it would have been the wrong answer, but you answered c) A Cuckoo and you have won a million pounds" The audience go mental, the music strikes up, golden confetti falls from the studio ceiling and the third ever million pound winner on the programme is Sir Alex Ferguson who takes his cheque amid the uproar in the studio.

The next day back at the training ground, Ferguson goes rushing over to David Beckham to thank him for helping him win the million, "That's all right Guv, happy to have been able to help" said Beckham.

"Tell me David", said Ferguson, "How do you know so much about birds that you were able to give me the correct answer to that question and be so sure it was correct?"

"It was easy Guv" say's Beckham, "Even Brooklyn knows that Cuckoos live in clocks!"

 

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