Marrying Who ?
A man met a beautiful
lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.
She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."
He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go
along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on a
honeymoon to a very nice resort.
So one morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel,
climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer,
this followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he
straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more
demonstrations, he came back and laid down on the towel. She
said, "That was incredible!"
He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told
you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."
So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps.
After about thirty laps she climbed back out and laid down on
her towel hardly out of breath. He said, "That was incredible!
Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No," she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both
sides of the canal... "