Magic
Bitter
A woman walks into a pub
and sees a really good looking bloke sitting at the bar. She goes over and asks
him what he is drinking.
He says, "Magic
Bitter."
She thinks he's a bit of a
nutter, so she walks around the pub. After realising that there is no one else
worth talking to, she goes back to the man sitting at the bar.
She says, "That isn't
really Magic Bitter, is it?"
He says, "Yes. I'll
show you."
So, he takes a gulp of the
bitter, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times, and comes back
into the window.
She can't believe it. She
says to him, "I bet you can't do that again."
So, he takes another drink
of the bitter, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times, and
comes back in the window.
She is amazed. She says
that she wants a Magic Bitter.
So the bloke says to the
bartender, "Give her a pint of what I'm having."
She gets her pint, takes a
gulp, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body
and dies.