Letters Reference
An
Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex girl notices something
strange about the wellies that the Irish guy's wearing.
She
says to him "Scuse me mate, I ain't bein fannny or naffink, but why das one
of your wellies ave an L on it, and the uva one's got an R on it?"
So,
the Irish guy smiles, puts down his pint of Guinness and replies, "Well,
oim a little bit tick you see. The
one with the R is for me roight foot and the one with the L is for me left
foot."
"Cor, blimey!" exclaims the Essex girl, "So THAT'S why me knickers 'ave got C&A on them."