Le Train
Traveling
through Europe, there is a train. And in a carriage on that train sits an
Englishman, a young blond lady, a Frenchman and an old lady.
Suddenly
the lights go out as the train enters a tunnel and a loud "smack" is
heard. The train lights come on and the Frenchman is holding his bleeding nose.
"Damn
English pig" thinks the Frenchman. He must have tried to touch the blonds
leg and she thought it was me and hit me!
"French
Git" thinks the blonde. He must have tried to touch my leg but got the old
woman instead and she slapped him.
"typical
French pig" thinks the old lady. He must have touched up the blonde and she
hit him.
The
Englishman thinks " I hope we go into a tunnel again soon so as I can smack
that French tw@t again!!