Italian, Frenchman & Australian
An
Italian, a Frenchman and an Australian are discussing their relative performance
in bed.
The
Italian says - "When I've a finished a makin da love with my girlfriend I
go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da
bed in ecstasy"
The
Frenchman replies - "Zat is nossing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love
with my girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of
her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats ze 12 inches above ze bed in pure
ecstasy"
The
Aussie says - "That's nothing, when I've finished shaggin me Sheila, I get
out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my cock clean on the curtains. She
hits the f***in roof !!!"