TRY
READING THIS TO YOURSELF, BUT WITH AN IRISH ACCENT ...
An
Irish bloke goes to the doctor "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I"d loik ya ta
teyhk a look, if ya woot".
So
the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible"
he says, "there is a £20 note
lodged up here."
Tentatively
he eases the twenty out of the
man's bottom, and then a £10 note appears.
"This
is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. "What do you want me to
do?"
"Well
fur gadness sake teyhk it out man!" shrieks the patient.
The
doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and
another
etc....
Finally
the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah
Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter, how moch is dare den?"
The
Doctor counts the pile of cash. "£1,990 exactly" ...wait for it...
"Ah, dat'd be roit. I
knew I wasn't feeling two grand".