Interesting Sayings
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm schizophrenic, and so am
I.........
Our Lips touched, she crossed her legs then broke my
glasses.....
A friend is someone you can call to help you move.....A good
friend is someone you can call to help you move a body....
Life is sexually transmitted.
Kids in the back seat of your car can cause
accidents......accidents in the back seat of your car can cause kids.
Lead me not into Temptation.......I can get there myself.
When you are driving a car there are two types of
pedestrians.......the quick and the dead..
If only men could be as satisfying as chocolate........
If you try to fail and succeed...what have you done?
We are born naked, wet and hungry........then things get
worse.
There are three kinds of people. Those who can count and
those who can't..
I souport publik edukashon.......so therr...
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence.....
He who hesitates is.........
You never know how to swear until you learn to drive.
I stayed in a really old hotel last night.......they sent me
a wake up letter.
My Girlfriend is thick, I went for a walk and she asked me
how long I would be out. I told her ,,,,,,,,the whole time..
There's a very fine line between fishing and just standing on
the shore looking like an idiot.
How much deeper would the ocean be if it wasn't for the
sponges in it?
I've just had Skylights put in my ceiling......the problem is
that the people upstairs don't like them.
I can remember when the candle shop burned down. we all sang
HAPPY BIRTHDAY for a week.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
What do you do with a car if you get a flat on a road?
..................Put it in the garage silly....You live in the flat.