Horsey
Horsey
This
guy owns a horse stud farm. One day a friend phones him up and says, 'there's
this dwarf with a speech impediment I know, who wants to buy a horse, so I've
sent him round to see you.'
Sure
enough the dwarf turns up. The owner asks him, 'do you want a male horse or a
female horse?'
'A
female horth', the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare. 'Nith horth',
says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyth?'
So
the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes. 'Nith eyth', says the
dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?' Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him
the horses teeth.
'Nith
teeth, can I see her eerth?' the dwarf says. y now the owner is getting a little
fed up but again the owner picks up
the dwarf to show him the horses ears.
'Nith
eerth' he says 'now, can I see her twot?'
With
this the owner picks up the dwarf and shoves his head deep inside the horse's
vagina, he holds him there for a second before pulling him out and putting him
down.The dwarf shakes his head and says, 'maybe I should we-fwaze that.
Can I
see her wun awound!'