Hi Tech Bodies
Three
men: one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly
there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep
stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.
"That
was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my
arm."
A
few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear.
When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone, I have a
microchip in my hand."
Paddy
felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he had to do
something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to toilet. He
returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his arse.
The
others raised their eyebrows.
"Will
you look at that" says Paddy, I'm getting a fax."