Happy Anniversary
An elderly couple is
enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans
over and asks his wife "Do you remember the first time we had sex
together, over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern. You leaned
against the fence and I made love to you from behind."
"Yes," she
says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he
says, "How about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old
times sake?"
"Ooh Henry, you
devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.
There's a man
sitting at the next table listening to all this, having a chuckle to himself. He
thinks, 'I've got to see this, two old timers having sex against a fence.' So he
follows them.
They walk haltingly
along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they
get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady
lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers.
She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex the watching man has ever
seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for
about forty minutes. She's yelling "Ohhh God!" He's hanging onto her
hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable.
Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
The guy watching is
amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know. He
starts to think about his own aged parents and wonders whether they still
have sex like this. After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The guy, still watching thinks, "That was truly amazing, he was going
like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is."
As the couple
passes, the guy says to them, "That was something else, you must have been
shagging for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? Is there some sort
of secret?"
"No, there's no
secret," the old man says, "except fifty years ago that darn fence
wasn't Electric."