Glovely
A
young man wanted to purchase a gift for his girlfriend's birthday and as they
had not been dating for very long he decided after careful consideration that a
pair of gloves would strike the right note, thoughtful, but not too personal.
Accompanied by his girlfriends sister, he went to Harrods and bought a dainty
pair of white gloves.
The
sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the same time but during the
wrapping, the shop assistant mixed up the items.
The
sister got the gloves and the young man got the panties. Without checking the
contents, the man sent the parcel to his girlfriend with the following note:
"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing
any when you go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister I would
have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are
easier to remove.
These
are a delicate shade, the shop assistant I bought them from showed me the pair
she had been wearing for the last 3 weeks and they were hardly soiled at all. I
had her try yours on for me and, although they were a little tight, they looked
really smart.
She
told me that the material helps to keep her ring clean and shiny, in fact she
hasn't had to wash it since she began wearing them. I wish I could put them on
for you, as no doubt, many other hands will touch them before I have the chance
to see you again.
When
you take them off, remember to blow into them before putting them away as they
will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times my lips
will kiss them in the coming year. I hope that you will wear them for me on
Friday night. "All my love Sam
P.S.
The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.