Foreign Exchange
An
Asian man visiting New York walks into a bank to exchange 20,000 yen and
receives $150.
He
goes back a week later to exchange another 20,000 yen but this time he's only
given $146.
He
asks the teller why he got more the first time, and the teller replies,
"Fluctuations."
"Oh
yeh?" the Asian man says, "fluc u amelicans, too!"