It was Airflight 458 from London to N.Y. and
they got into big trouble due to some seriously "stormy weather".
It
was impossible to know whether the plane would survive or not through the storm.
While
the persons in the cockpit did their very best to keep the plane from crashing,
the Captain tried to keep the really bad news away from the passengers saying:
"This
is your captain speaking. We’ve got into a area with some turbulence. This
however is no problem and it will only last for a short while. Please just keep
the seatbelts on."
After
15 minutes of this turbulence, and the situation in the Cockpit were still in
panic, he said again:
"This
is your captain speaking. I am sure we will be through this storm any minute. I
will also like to say that this is not a dangerous situation. Just remember the
seatbelts on."
Suddenly
they were out of the storm center and the Captain said:
"Ladies
and Gentlemen. This is your captain speaking. I would just like to inform you
that this turbulence caused no problems for this Airflight 458 from London
to NY and we will be in NY just on the scheduled time."
Then
he forgets to turn the mic off he turns to his co-pilot saying:
"Oh,
after this episode I would love a cup of coffee and a blowjob."
As one of the stewardesses immediately runs through
the plane to the cockpit toinform about the mic, one of the passengers says
out loud: "Excuse me, Miss Stewardess, but you forgot the coffee."