Facts You Didn't Want to Know
If
you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound
energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If
you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to
create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now
that's more like it!)
The
human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt
blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A
pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A
cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.) (I'm still not over
the pig.)
Banging
your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at
home...... maybe at work.)
The
male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The
female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The
flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of
a football field. (30 minutes... damn lucky pig... can you imagine??)
The
catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What
could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some
lions mate over 50 times a day. (I
still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies
taste with their feet. (Something I
always wanted to know.)
The
strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed
people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're
ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants
are the only animal that cannot jump. (OK,
so that would be a good thing....)
A
cat's urine glows under a black light. (I
wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An
ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I
know some people like that.)
Star
fish have no brains. (I know some
people like that too.)
Polar
bears are left-handed. (If they
switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)