Face Lift
A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends 5,000.00 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home she stops at a news stand to buy a paper.
Before leaving she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking,
but how old do you think I am?" "About 32", the clerk replies.
"I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonalds and asks the
counter girl the same question. She replies, "I'd guess about 29". The
woman replies, "Nope, I am 47". Now she is feeling really good about
herself.
While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the same
question. He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I
was young there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires you
to let me put my hands up your shirt and feel your boobs. Then I can tell
exactly how old you are".
They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity
got the best of the woman and she finally says, "What the heck, go
ahead". The old man slips both hands up her shirt, under her bra, and
begins to feel around. After a couple of minutes she says, "Okay, Okay, how
old am I"? He removes his hands and says, "You are 47". Stunned
the woman says, "That is amazing. How do you know?" The old man
replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds.