Evolution
First
the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then
he said to himself, "There's something he's needing"
After
casting about for a suitable pearl,
He
kept messing around and created a girl.
Two
beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round,
slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two
lovely hips to increase his desire,
And
rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two
lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding
his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two
lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And
two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft,
cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And
two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas
made for a man, just to make his heart sing..........................
Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole bloody thing.