Drunken Driver
A
man is driving late one evening and he is pulled over by the police, the officer
say's to the man "I have reason to believe you may have been drinking this
evening sir" to which the driver replies, "yes officer I cant deny it
I have, but how could you tell?"
"I don't believe I was swerving uncontrollably across the road was
I?"
To which the police officer replies "no sir, you weren't, I am afraid it was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that gave you away!"