Dodgy Tackle
True story
from ‘the Sydney Morning Herald‘, Australia
A couple
drove their car into K-Mart only to have it breakdown in the car park.
The man told
his wife to carry on shopping while he
fixed it.
The wife
returned later to se a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs sticking out from under
the chassis.
Although the
man was wearing shorts his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly
public ones.
Unable to
stand the embarrassment she stepped forward and tucked everything back into
place.
On regaining
her feet she looked over the hood of the car and found herself staring at her
husband who was standing idly by.
The
mechanic however needed three stitches to his head