Desperado
A
captain in the foreign legion is transferred to a desert outpost.
There
he notices an old, seedy looking camel at the back of the barracks and asks his
sergeant what the animal is for.
"Well,
sir", he says. "We're a fair distance from anywhere, and the men have
natural sexual urges. When they do, uh, we have the camel."
"Gosh", says the captain. "Well... if it's good for the men's
morale, it's all right with me."
The
captain soon becomes frustrated himself. Finally he can stand it no longer and
tells his sergeant: "Bring in the camel!"
The
sarge shrugs his shoulders and leads the camel to the captain's quarters. The
captain then gets a foot stool and begins to have vigorous sex with the camel.
As he steps down, satisfied, he asks the sergeant, "Is that how the
enlisted men do it?"
The
sergeant, somewhat surprised, replies, "Well, no sir, they usually
just use it to ride to the brothel in town."