Deserted Island
On
a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following
people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck:
2
Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2
French men and 1 French woman
2
German men and 1 German woman
2
Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2
English men and 1 English woman
2
Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2
Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2
Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2
American men and 1 American woman
2
Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One
month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of
nowhere, the following things have occurred:
One
Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The
two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a ménage a
trois
The
two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the
German woman.
The
two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and
cooking for them.
The
two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The
two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, and another long look
at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.
The
two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The
two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and a
laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their
stores.
The
two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American
woman endlessly complains about her body; the true nature of feminism; how she
can do everything they can do; the necessity of fulfilment; the equal division
of household chores; how sand and palm trees make her look fat; how her last
boyfriend respected her opinion
and
treated her nicer than they do; how her relationship with her
mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't
raining.
The
two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and set up a
distillery.
They don't remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of
foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky.
But
they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.