A
bus full of nuns plummets off a cliff, they all die. The nuns are admitted to
Heaven through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession
before they become angels.
Several
nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before
they are made holy.
"And
so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a
penis?"
"Well,"
says the first Nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of one with the
tip of my finger." "OK" says St Peter,
"dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into heaven."
The
next Nun admits that "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you
know, sort of massaged one a bit." "OK" says St. Peter,
"Rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into heaven."
Suddenly there is some jostling in the line; one of the nuns is trying to cut in front. "Well, now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter. "Well, your holiness, "says the Nun who is trying to improve her position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary sticks her a*se in it!"