Sofa Abuse
A
police officer in Ohio responded to a 911 call. She had no details before
arriving, except that someone had reported that his father was not breathing.
Upon
arrival, the officer found the man face down on the couch naked. When she rolled
him over to check for a pulse and to start CPR, she noticed burn marks around
his genitals. After the ambulance arrived
The
police made a closer inspection of the couch, and noticed that the man had made
a hole between the cushions. Upon flipping the couch over, they discovered what
had caused his death.
Apparently,
the man had a habit of putting his penis between the cushions, down into the
hole and between two electrical sanders (with the sandpaper removed, for obvious
reasons).
According
to the story, after his orgasm the discharge shorted out one of the sanders,
electrocuting him.