Private Photocopying

(August 2000, Xerox)

A 28 year old Korean employed by the Xerox Corporation decided it would be hilarious if he digitally scanned his penis and distributed to the entire corporation. The small Korean had just finished up festivities at the local bar and was quite intoxicated.

Xerox had recently ordered 23 shredding devices in an attempt to Reduce / recycle the amount of paper that they use. The unsuspecting Korean pulled down his trousers, and drunkenly hoisted himself onto what he thought was a copier. Thinking he was pressing the can button on a copier, he hit the shred button. He was found with his scrotum stuck between the blades the next morning, and had died from the loss of blood.

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