(8
Aug 2001, Texas) One recent midnight an Arlington publican was forced to refuse
further alcoholic drinks to an intoxicated bar patron, known in those parts as a
violent drunk. But the bartender noticed his inebriated state too late.
The
man threw a woman to the floor before he was subdued by other patrons, who
ejected the troublemaker from the bar. The Sheriff was summoned.
When
squad cars approached the scene, they encountered an extra speed bump... The
fleeing miscreant was passed out in the centre turn lane of the highway adjacent
to the bar.
The
deceased receives the "Best Imitation of a Speed Bump" Award.