One
day, Todd complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I
should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't bother. There's a
computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker & cheaper than
a doctor.
Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem
and tell you what you can do about it and it only costs £10.00."
Todd figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and
went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and
deposited the £10.00. The computer started making some noise and the various
lights started flashing.
After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read: "You have
tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy labour. It will be
better in two weeks".
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would
change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer could be
fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool
sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it
off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located
the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the £10.00. The machine again
made the usual noises and printed out the following analysis:
Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.
Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.