Coming Out
A gay man finally decided he could no longer hide his
sexuality from his parents, so he went over to their house and found his mother
in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big
sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you, I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat
it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was
stirring and said calmly, "You're gay, doesn't that mean that men put their
penises into your anus?" "Yes mom they do." "And you put
other men's penises in your mouth?" He says nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom,
I do."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, and
whacked him over the head with a frying pan and said, "Don't you dare
complain about the taste of my cooking ever again!"