Coma
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit, he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this, she lets out a sigh.
The
man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he
should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The man
goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from his suggests the
man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a
personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed.
The
man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells
the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happen to which the man
replies: "She choked."