Beer Quotes

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I said to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." * Jack Handy

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. * Frank Sinatra

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. * William Butler Yeats

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. * Catherine Zandonella

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. * Chris Reedy

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. * W.C. Fields

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. * Henny Youngman

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. * Michelle Mastrolacasa

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? * Stephen Wright

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the  very least you need a beer. * Frank Zappa

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. * Benjamin Franklin

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.  * Humphrey Bogart

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. * Kaiser Wilhelm

To some its a six-pack, to me it's a support group. * Anonymous

Beer - Because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine.

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