Bake a Cake
In
case you have not made your cake yet, there is still time to do this one...
Cup of water, tsp b soda, cup of sugar, tsp salt, cup of brown sugar, lemon
juice, 4 large eggs, nuts, 2 cups dried fruit, bottle vodka.
1. Sample the vodka to check quality. Take large bowl, check vodka again. Sniff
suspiciously and to make sure it is of highest quality, pour one large measure
and drink. Repeat.
2. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add
1 cup of sugar Beat again. At thish point it's best to make sure the vodka is
shrill okay. Phwee. Try nother cup, jussin case.
3. Turn off the mixerer.
4. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuckin the cupla dried fruit. Pick
fried druit off the floor.
5. Mix on the turner. If the druid fright gets stuck in the beaterers pry it
loose with a drewscriber.
6. Sample the vodka to check for tonsis ticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or
something. Who shives a git.
7. Check the voddie for body. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
8. Adda spoona sugar, make a medicine go down. Whatever. Grease oven, slosh in
fridge. Turn cake tin 360 degrees, hold on to floor for balance.
9. Don't forget to beat off the turner.