Bacon Tree
There
are two guys who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at death's
door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or
something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree off in the
distance.
As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher
of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly-raw
bacon, all sorts.
"My God, Pepe" says the first bloke.
"It's a bacon tree !!! We're saved!!!"
"You're right" says Pepe, "Praise the Lord !"
So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of
food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of
machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. His friend quickly
drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe.
"Pepe, Pepe - what the hell happened?"....
With his dying breath Pepe calls out ...
Ugh, run , run ! ... it wasn't a Bacon Tree ......................
(scroll down :-) )....
..........It was a Ham Bush