An Australian guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands. Jill, the Australian barmaid takes his order and notices his Australian accent.
Over
the course of the night they talk quite a bit. At the end of the night he asks
her if she wants to have s*x with him. Although she is attracted to him she says
no. He then offers to pay her $200 for the deed. Jill is travelling the world
and because she is short of funds she agrees.
The
next night the guy turns up again and after showing her plenty of
attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again
for $200. She figures in for a penny in for a pound - and it was fantastic the
night before - so she agrees. This goes on for 5 nights.
On
the sixth night the guy comes into the bar, but this night he orders a beer and
just goes and sits in the corner. Jill is disappointed
and thinks that maybe she should pay him more attention. She goes over
and sits next to him. She asks him where he is from and he tells her
Melbourne.
"So
am I" she says. "What suburb in Melbourne."
"Glen
Iris" he says.
"That's
amazing" she says, "so am I - what street?"
"Cameo
Street" he says."
"This
is unbelievable" she says, "what number?"
He
says "Number 20" and she is astonished.
"You
are not going to believe this" she says, "I'm from number 22 and my
parents still live there!"
"I
know" he says "your father gave me $1,000 to give you!"
He
who drinks Australian - thinks Australian!