Appropriate
names
Three
friends-two straight guys and a gay guy and their significant others were on a
cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned.
They
each had to come before St. Peter to be admitted into heaven.
First
came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head Sadly.
"I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you
even married a woman named Penny."
Then
came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. "said
St. Peter. "You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even
married a woman named Candy!"
The
gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look
good, Dick."