Animal Magic
A
man decides that he wants a pet, but not just any pet, a really unusual pet. He
walks into the pet shop and goes up to the service assistant. "Excuse me I
want a pet, not just any pet, an unusual pet".
The
service assistant replies "I have just the thing for you, it’s a talking
centipede".
"Cool"
the man exclaims "I'll take it".
The
man takes the centipede home in his little box and places him on the kitchen
table. he looks into the box and
says " Hey centipede, how about you and me going to the pub for a
beer?" The centipede doesn't answer, so the guy thinks, I'll just go off
for five minutes and come back and ask again.
Five
minutes pass and the guy returns "Hey centipede how about you and me go
down to the pub for a beer?". Again the centipede doesn't answer. "Hmmmm"
the guy thinks to himself, I'll just go off and watch a TV show and come back to
ask him again.
Half
an hour passes and the guy once again returns to the centipede. "I'll just
ask one more time" he tells himself.
"Hey
centipede, how about me and you go down to the pub for a beer"
The centipede looks up at the man and says "for F*cks sake man I heard you the first time, I'm putting my shoes on!"