A
redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for
the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the
wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by
two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together
again.
The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"
The
father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't
never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it
is."
While
the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel
chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and
the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and
his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up
sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then
the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again
and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The
father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his Son,
"Boy, go git yo Momma.... "