A Plane took off from Kennedy Airport
A
plane took off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable
cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight
293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and
therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Please sit back
and relax...OH MY GOD!"
After a moment of silence, the captain came back on the intercom and
said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but
while I
was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of hot coffee and
spilled it in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach piped up, "That's nothing...you should see the back
of mine!"