A Little Nervous
A women goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
They
all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a
little
discomfort,
thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost
making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself
a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the
table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her
boyfriends father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's
feet, and said, in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!"
The
woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face.
A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she
didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father
again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivalled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "dammit Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!"