A Perfect Hotel
A
group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five story hotel with a
sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were without their
boyfriends, they decide to go in.
The
Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5
floors... go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you
can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you
what's inside."
So
they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men
here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind." The friends
laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The
sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but
they generally treat women badly". This wasn't going to do, so the friends
move up to the third floor where the sign read "All the men here are great
lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." This was good but there were
still two more floors.
On
to the fourth floor, the sign was Perfect. "All the men here have perfect
builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also
single, rich and straight." The women seemed pleased but they decide that
they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for
the fourth.
When they reach the fifth floor, the sign reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman."