All Screwed Up

This is an old party game that has been played in many variants.  It is a paired game and can be played by counting the number of successful screwings in a fixed time.  Some experimentation may be rquired to determine how much time..

One member of each team holds a roll of toilet paper between their legs.  Their partner then walks over to them with a toilet plunger held between their own legs and tries to spear the hole in the center of the toilet paper.  Then they walk back over to their starting spot and drop the roll of toilet paper in a box (low box) and go back for another one.  Neither player may touch the toilet paper or the plunger with their hands except to place it between their legs.  If the player with the plunger drops it they must go back to their starting point and replace the plunger.

A dropped roll of toilet paper may not be picked up except by the paper holder.  One that falls off the plunger or doesn't make into the box must be left and the screwer must go back to the screwee for another roll.

The team that successfully completes the most screwings in a fixed time is the winner.  In the event of a tie then they must have a screw off.

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