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| HOW TO PISS SOMEONE OFF |
| When I lived in the dorms me and my roomate Andrew would plot out ideas that we wanted to publish on the web. Well Andrew..and the world...our dream has come true. You get to see the first in a How-To Series. So sit back and enjoy our first installment, How to Piss Someone Off. |
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| Step 1: Gain Access: Well it just happens that our targets roomate didn't like him too much and he just let us in to ravage. Now remember gaining access won't always be this easy so plan accordingly. |
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| Step 2: Grab It ALL! Next your gonna want to take all of the dubasses possessions. The bed is a good place to start. |
| Step 3: Celebrate! Now don't forget you having a good time and it will pay off to see the look on the persons face. |
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| Step 4: More Help (optional) Our good friend was kind enough to help us move some of his possessions into storage. Besides time is a major factor in looting a dorm room. |
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| Dont forget to take it ALL! |
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| Step 5: Location, Location, Location! Everything must be out of site and gone. I guess this university supplied storage space will do just fiiiiiiiine. |
| Step 6: Sit Back and Relax. if all goes as planned you should have a 250 pound freshman throwing drinks at your door due to frustration and lack of brains. But if that happens dont sweat it, just chill, he'll forget about it soon enough....right? |
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