Bio
One Armed Scissor is four guys from Gaithersburg, MD. We all go to Wotton high school.
We all met at Cabin John middle school and we’re formed from
2 different bands.
Alex Tebeleff: Vocals/Gutiar
Music is my life and I’m not going to
do anything else so lets all hope this thing works out. I’ve been obsessed with
music my whole life and I was destined to make music. I enjoy all things music
and all things illegal. My motto is your going to die anyway so why don’t you
just speed it up with some crack. My influences are pretty much everything
that’s real. I can’t stand fake music. Some influences are Radiohead, Stone Temple Pilots, Nirvana,Led Zeppelin, Pearl Jam, Jane’s Addiction, The Doors, Hendrix, Clapton, At The Drive-IN, Sex Pistols, Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, Queens Of The Stone Age,Beatles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pink Floyd, Sly And The Family Stone,Parliament Funkadelic, Moon, Eggrolls, and veal brussceti just to name a few.
Jeff Galfond: Bass/Vocals/Shoe
I got into music from Alex a couple
years ago and have been obsessed with it ever since. I started playing bass and
haven’t stopped loving it since. I enjoy long walks on the beach, Playing Bass,
Football, and chilling with Alex, Alex, ED, Puka, and Evan. My motto is “Shit
Happens.” My Main influences are RAMONES, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Green Day,
FUGAZI, Buzzcocks, Sex Pistols, Radiohead, Parliament, Moon, and At The
Drive-In. I think that the worst band ever in the entire world is good
charlotte if you like them get of the web page NOW. I feel that all
people shouldn’t be wearing blue, should carry applesauce, and must never leave
the area code of the choice of the northerners.
Alex Paris: Drums/Cowbell
Pretty much all I ever do is sleep
and make music. I am 1/8th Canadian, and that’s a true statement. I
also enjoy long days and nights of sleeping. And I like to sleep. What got me
into music was listening to Robert’s (A.K.A my dad’s) B.B. King CD. Also my
trip with my uncle to Seattle. My Motto is make sure u get powder goldbond not
the liquid. My influences are BLUES TAVELER( JOHN POPPER is god)B.B. King, The Grateful Dead, Bob Marley, CSNY, GoldBond, Jimi Hendrix, Nirvana, Not Dave Grohl, Jane’s Addiction, Everclear, Pearl Jam, Metallica, Pink Floyd, and all the cd’s I m to poor to buy. I don’t hate everybody just everybody that’s not like me which happens to be pretty much everybody.
Evan Samek :Gutair
I play rhythem guitar in the band,
pretty much I got started from my interest in popular music. Started out with a garage band with fej and
then alex and me and jef joined as a
band, alex paris also joined. My
influences are Green Day, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nirvana, northern alliance,
sguaggles, boobly nob, Stone Temple Pilots, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, OAR,
Dispatch, and alexs first goldbond experience.
Alex is the owner of big muff, monkar.