Sometimes I decide that I am not going to
Just for kicks.
I'll give you errors and freeze up on you
I'll decide not to load internet pages
Or decide to close them suddenly
Every once in a while my mouse gets tired
So I let him stop moving
But you are clueless.
Sometimes I decide to disconnect you from the internet
Even though your wireless link is working fine
Sometimes I'm just annoyed with you
So I play around
And make you lose your mind
But my most favourite trick of all
Is waiting until you've typed a good lot
Of something very important
And then...
Oops.
It's gone.
Yeah, that's right.
I'm evil.