I did not always think of peanut butter in this way and I appologize if in some way my statement of opinion has offended you, let me tell you the story of when my dislike for peanut butter started. It was at camp. We had an event called "fromage" this was a collection of the cheesiest skits known to campkind. It was an evening of hilarity and fun until... Two of the counselors (male of course) performed a skit I would not soon forget. The first one was onstage complaining of the fact that no matter what he tried he always reeked of b-o. He said "I tried Old Spice, I tried everything, nothing works!" The other counselor replied, "you need peanut butter!" They proceeded to take off their shirts and rub peanut butter on their hairy armpits... "heyyy, yeah, this totally works!" Imagine creamy baby poop brown/puke yellow peanut butter entangled in the hairy armpits of these two guys. But that's not all. "AND...if you get hungry later- handy snack!" They took pieces of bread and rubbed the pit peanut butter onto them then ate them. Yum yum. It doesn't stop there. They then took spoons and scooped out the rest of the peanut butter from their armpit-hair and ate not their own pit peanut butter remains but the other guy's! Should I mention? Neither of them had the chance to have a shower before this memorable event, and the one guy didn't even know who the other participant was going to be until a few minutes before showtime. Since that day I have never liked peanut butter. Oh. And the next year at camp the one counselor's brother and other friends did a follow-up skit to that one. The one guy started out by smearing peanut butter on his pits and then the other guy asked him what he was doing. He told him, "getting rid of my b-o!" The second guy replied, "no, no, no, that's not what it does man! It attracts the chicks!" The band started to play "Chick magnet" and the two guys smeared peanut butter all over themselves... in their hair (the one guy had really long blond hair too, it was gross). Yeah. Quite messy.