Pure Genius
When I grow up I want to be a genius. Or a spy. But see, in order to be a spy you have to be a genius... so either way... I'm not exactly sure how one goes about becoming a genius. The general sentiment is that you are born a genius but I think that you can discover it later in life, I mean just look at all the hugely amazing people who were mediocre students. I just need to discover my area of genius. Maybe I'll try something I've never done and then just instantly be insanely good at it... like... basket weaving. I could revolutionize the art of basket weaving by overthrowing the old conventions and the world would never be the same again.
At any rate, if I can't become a genius or spy myself, I want my kid or my kid's kid to be one. I don't actually want to have kids, ever, but for the sake of argument let's say I do. I'll do a whole bunch of psychological research and then manipulate the environment so that my kid becomes insanely smart and adept in multiple areas. I want my kid to be multilingual by the age of 4. Seven different languages, one for each day of the week. You see, we are all born knowing how to make all the possible sounds for any language in the world but then as we grow up we lose the ones that aren't in the language around us. That's why kids can learn to speak other languages without an accent way more easily than older people.
So anyway, my kid will be multilingual and yeah.. I'll have to marry a genius so that my kid will have genius genes. Maybe someone really math and science focused, to balance out my artsyness. And athletic, to balance out my non-athleticism. If my kid is going to be a spy he/she will have to be athletic. And ridiculously goodlooking.
Oh. And as a side note. Sean disagreed with me on the fact that Posh is the best spice girl, preferring Baby Spice. So we took up a bit of a poll on Floor 9 and lo and behold Posh kicked Baby's butt with a smashing 7 to 4. That's right. I'll probably put a spice poll up sometime soon, once I exhaust the random music styles idea.
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