~Tact is for People who aren't witty enough to be Sarcastic
~My computer beat me in chess. I beat it in kick boxing
~I've stopped listening-Why haven't you stop talking?
~It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
~Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
~~When all else fails, manipulate the data
~Things to do today:
1:Get up
2:Survive
3:Go back to bed
~Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water.
~Not Now, I'm Working the Room/
~Crazy enough for a post office job
~Yes. It IS always about me
~Do you know the muffin man?
~You're village called. Their idiot is missing
~I'm a country music song waiting to happen
~enjoys calculus
~Oraganized people are just to lazy to look for things.
~Keep staring at me. I might do a trick
~I'm only wearing black until they make something darker.
~I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.
~I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed
~I'm not speeding. I'm qualifying.
Oh look! A chicken!
~I'm the quite neighbor who always kept to himself
~Catholic School Survivor
~Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?
~Errors have been made. Others are yo blame
~Stop it. You're annoying me.
~What am I?? Flypaper for freaks??
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!
~Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
~Prepare to bow before my Invincible irony + sarcasm
~Just be happy I'm not a twin.
~LA LA LA I can't hear you! LA LA LA
~Even if the voices aren't real they have some pretty good ideas...
~Everyone is born right handed. Only the gifted overcome it.
~"Jeet-Yet"...Redneck for, Have you eaten recently?
~Mom, Dad, I'm Gaelic.
~You never see a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist's office
~Back!! By popular demand (on rear of shirt)
~Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
~If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, Is he still wrong?