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Okay...here's the trick...We have the lines...Now see if you can name the movie they came from, and who said them!
"Here's lookin at you kid."
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.."
"Frankly my dear, I dont give a damn."
"May the Force be with you."
"Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"
"Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
"I dont know nothin bout birthin no babies."
"Up the riggings, you monkeys! Break out those sails and watch them fill with the wind that's carrying us all to freedom!"
"Here's lookin at you kid."
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
"Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple"
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!"
"Fill your hands you son of a bitch!!"
"Mr. Rat, I have a writ here says you're to stop eating Chin Lee's cornmeal forthwith. Now it's a rat writ, writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of same. See, doesn't pay any attention to me."
[shoots the rat]
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me."
"YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!"
"I'll get you my pretty...and your little dog too!"
"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."
"My guess might be excellent or it might be crummy, but Mrs. Spade didn't raise any children dippy enough to make guesses in front of a district attorney, and an assistant district attorney, and a stenographer."
"...The stuff that dreams are made of."
"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope."
"Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinkin' palm tree overboard! Now what's all this crud about no movie tonight?"
"I've got the most scathingly brilliant idea!"
"She's so deliciously low. So horribly dirty."
"I ain't dirty! I washed my face and hands before I come, I did."
"We'll always have Paris."
"I feel the need, the need for speed!"
"Houston...we have a problem."
"What we have here, is a failure to communicate."
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
"Doc...your telling me you made a time machine out of a Delorian?"
"Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"
"I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me."
"Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?"
"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter."
Nazis. I hate these guys.
"I'm sorry Dave...I'm afraid I can't do that."
"We're going to need a bigger boat."
In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and - SNAP - the job's a game!
"Pilgrim, you could have gotten somebody killed today, and somebody aught to belt you in the mouth, but I wont.  (pause) The hell I wont!."
"Close your mouth, please, Michael, we are not a codfish."
"Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid."
"Gentlemen, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training."
""You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.""
"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts."
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system!"
"Prince Im-Ho-Tep thanks you for your hospitality... and for your eyes... and for your tongue... but I'm afraid more is needed."
"Why can't a woman be more like a man?"
"You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers."
"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
""Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex.""
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"
"Laugh it up fuzzball!"
"Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?"
"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams."
"When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die!"
"Oh behaaaave baby!"
"I myself am... strange and unusual."
"I'm the ghost with the most, babe.""
"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!".
"Every man dies, not every man really lives."
"Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time."
""You can't handle the truth!""
"Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get."
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