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| STOOPID FUCKS | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| A Page for 'people' with speech, height,and/or co-ordination impediments.A page for people who,due to mental impairment, mistake your husbands *@#$* for their lollypop, or tall buildings for airspace.A page for those who are swaying on the borderline between humananity and fungal-infection-like bacteria. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| To nominate a stoopid fuck,send a picture of the ugly bastard along with why they qualify as a stoopid fuck (if there IS a reason other than the birth defect they refer to as their face...) to [email protected]. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| NAME:The principal of Catherine McAuley high. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| AKA: "canivorous kiddy-munching gnome" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| SEX: Yet to be decided. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| AGE: Kept well concealed using the ' Cher technique ' ie: regular blood transfusions and facial surgery. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| HOBBIES/INTERESTS: Devouring anything which is under 1m high and breathing, firing random underpaid employees, organising chocolate drives to fund her/his | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| next nip 'n tuck or bmw, re-naming buildings in order to make them sound more expensive/advanced then they actually are. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| BEST KNOWN FOR: Kidnapping Bob Carr.The premier was photographed giving a forced involentary speech to senior students.(Gnome's latest ploy to improve schools reputation after the dissapearances of several year 7 students last year.) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| NAME: Osama dik Laden | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| AKA: Goat farmer/sodomiser, faeces-consumer, champion beard grower. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| SEX: Male | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| AGE: Thought to be approximately 502 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| HOBBIES/INTERESTS: See AKA. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| BEST KNOWN FOR: His time as a flight instructor. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| NAME: Charbel Shrou AKA: Mole-man SEX:<-----Doesnt get as much of it as he'd like you to think he does. AGE: 18 HOBBIES?INTERESTS: Looking for future ex-girlfriends, plucking his genital warts. BEST KNOWN FOR: The genetic deformity between his legs. |
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| NAME: Pauline Hanson (maiden name pauline chou) AKA: One nation leader or Fung lee. AGE: 30ish?Lets face it,no one really cares. HOBBIES/INTERESTS: Electoral fraud tuition,fortune cookie making and origami. BEST KNOWN FOR: Her talent as a didgeridooist and her amazing boomerang throwing abilitys. |
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