Teenage Dickhead
(to the tune of teenage dirtbag)
His name is Achmed
His fully sick phone is an
Eighty two ten.
He collects ringtones for a living
And fancy key pads
His mother sells nads
But it wont get rid of her beard
And she cant get rid of his monobrow  

Cos he's just a teenage dickhead baby
Yeh he's just a teenage dickhead baby
Listen to remixed eighties dance songs with me  ooooh

The latest doof doof
Pumps from his gemini,
Ten subwoofers,just on the passengers side
he looks like a cock
on his tenth lap round the block
and he thinks he knows how to drive
just cos he's got mags on a barina.

Cos he's just a teenage dickhead baby,
Yeh he's just a teenage dickhead baby,
Do laps of parra westfields baby with me.
ooooh

ooh yeh,dickhead,
no he doesnt understand english

He wants to fight
Its Bankstown and im 'invading'
he's got a knife
he's walking over to me
says he'll kick my ass
he does boxing class
then why does he need a twelve gauge?
and why does he need twelve of his cousins?

I've got two bottles of Lynx after-shave baby
Use it all at once dont say maybe
im just a teenage dickhead baby...I wreak.
ooooh yeh dickhead
No he doesnt understand english
 
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